My name is Amanda. After finding myself at a terrifying school instead of on my show, Amanda the Adventurer, I'm on the run from a zombie man. His name is Yo... Yoshi... something.
I hide in a closet. I hear him pass close by and move away. I breathe a sigh of relief. As I emerge from the closet, I smell something good. The smell of pie. It makes me hungry.
Although it could be a trap, I follow the scent and find a pie in a classroom. I start to eat it – it's so good! – when a little girl wearing a torn red dress appears.
"Is it good?" She asks me.
"Yes," I say between bites. "Delicious!"
"Nice. Do you know what flavor this pie is?"
"Uh... meat?"
"Yes." Says the little girl and her face turns demonic. "W o o l y flesh."
At these words, I want to spit out the bite I have in my mouth, but I can't.
"Swallow it!" Orders the child.
I obey.
"Eat the whole pie."
An invisible force compels me to obey. I eat the rest of the pie. I want to vomit. Wooly. My friend Wooly is...
"HA HA HA HA!"
The child in red's laughter seems to be in my head. And then. And then...
"And then," says the little girl, "her stomach explodes. She spits out blood and guts then her head falls into the pie dish. She's d.e.a.d.! HA HA HA HA!"